Chuck Schumer is a BEMR

Chuck Schumer wouldn't end his cell phone conversation, argued with the flight attendant, lied about turning off his cell phone, then called the flight attendant a bitch. 

Where're the FAA Sky Marshals? 

I'm a clean-cut, blue-eyed American. I look like a narc. I always comply with security and flight attendant instructions. Yet -- 

-- when I fly I get free TSA rectal probes, confiscated bottles of sealed water, random security checks after I get through security, rude and surly service, and delayed and damaged luggage with TSA stickers informing me that my bags were randomly searched. (I wonder what's missing? Why didn't they close it?)

Senator Schumer is belligerent, non-compliant passenger and he gets -- nothing? 

Then he calls the flight attendant a bitch? 

Where're the FAA Sky Marshals? They need to cap a taser in his rather large and oddly shaped 'bottom'. 

Hey, TSA. Schumer looks more Arabic than I do. 

I will begrudgingly give up my TSA rectal probes and donate them to him. 

It also seems someone needs to instruct the good senator what it means to 'turn off' a phone as opposed to 'end a conversation.' 

And he wants to ban my guns? 

What a hypocrite!

Chuck Schumer is a BEMR. And a bitch. 

BEMR

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