Thursday, October 22, 2009

Commune-ity Organizer University Students are BEMRs

Welcome to Community Organizer University! We put "U" in "commune"!

You will receive college credits for maintaining smoke-free workplaces!

Earn your degree the pro-active way: an hour's credit for every smoker's head you turn-in!

Extra points for Krylon-ing billboard tobacco advertisements! Ripping tobacco advertisements from magazines on newsstands!

Hijack a tobacco tractor-trailer and get a double major!

Advance a year for burning down a tobacco field!

Free degree to anyone who blows up a cigarette factory!

Commune-ity Organizer University Students are BEMRs

BEMR

Apologies and a salute to Mike Adams, http://townhall.com/columnists/MikeAdams/2009/10/21/coo_coo_cachoo_mr_robinson

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